I like this

The other day I went with my frens to go lim kopi
I tell the uncle I want milo mix with my teh c
He say, ‘both put in one cup?’ I say yes correct steady
The end I still get milo c and teh c SEPARATELY!

I tell the uncle ‘eh, don’t say I just now didn’t say,
I want them both together but you serve me in this way
If just now not clear say lah don’t just gong gong say ok!’
He tell me make already no choice, shut up drink and pay!’

Bloody hell lah! Get it clear lah!
Uncle make me damn dulan!
Kanina lah! Get it clear lah!
How come always like that one?

Get it CLEAR!
I say how come you never hear?
Get it CLEAR!
You better listen with your ear!
Get it CLEAR!
I say liao one more time I fear
I will concuss! I will peng san! GET IT CLEAR!

The other day I went downstair to buy some vcd
I ask the ah beng there if he got Fearless by Jet Li
He tell me now got Fearless TWO and even Fearless THREE!
I say, ‘wah biang! so power!’ then I buy back home and see

The end I watch what Fearless Three, lan jiao where got this show?
The vcd I buy is just that stupid show, ‘Hero’!
My frens who watch with me all say I damn bloody bodo
I say I thought I told him liao! How I suppose to know?

Bloody hell lah! Get it clear lah!
Hero is not Fearless Three!
Kanina lah! Get it clear lah!
I want Fearless show ONLY!

Get it CLEAR!
I say how come you never hear?
Get it CLEAR!
You better listen with your ear!
Get it CLEAR!
I say liao one more time I fear
I will concuss! I will peng san! GET IT CLEAR!

Bloody hell lah! Get it clear lah!
Wah lau! Make me damn pek chek!
Kanina lah! Get it clear lah!
Say until I sibeh gek!
Extracted from RamboTan blog